Will I Fit In? If you've just joined Search & Rescue, you stand on the threshold of a unique social and personal adventure. Still, you may be asking yourself if you're really a SAR-y sort of person. Well, have no fear—you'll fit right in if . . . You're a deep thinker: You wonder: If a tin whistle is made out of tin then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of? You once asked out loud why glue doesn't get stuck to the inside of the bottle. You wonder whatever happened to Absorbine, Senior. You know the direction water swirls when you flush. You're socially smooth: Your line to a prospective date is, "What's your URL?" You go to family reunions to meet women. You're a man or woman of action: You drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Five years ago you started walking for your health. Now you don't know where you are. It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. You balance work and leisure: You think Mondays are an awful way to spend one seventh of your life. You love deadlines. You especially love the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. A bus station is where the bus stops. A train station is where the train stops. On your desk you have a work station. Your project plan is to fall behind quickly so you'll have more time to catch up. You follow technical directions well: The instructions that come with a Rowenta clothes iron, "Do not iron clothes on body," were written for you. This label on bag of Fritos makes sense: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." You look for directions on packets of airline peanuts. You resolve to keep in mind this Swedish chainsaw warning: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." You are a person of culture: Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-In Theater. A seven course meal consists of a bucket of KFC and a six-pack. (Adapted from a list originally compiled for the Jive 805 newsletter.)